Seeking jokes

Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?

Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!

Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.

Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?

Because they can’t find their parents.

I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.

What’s an orphan's favorite game?

Hide and seek.

Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.

Three children play hide and seek. Their names are Silence, Anger, and Parent. Anger counts. Parent hides in the trash. Silence is at the police station.

A policeman looks at Silence and asks: "What is your name?" Silence replies: "Silence." Terrified, the policeman asks: "Where are your parents?" Silence then replies: "Parent is in the trash!" The policeman then asks indignantly: "Are you looking for Trouble?" Silence replies: "No, in fact, Anger finds me."

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call dad. 🤣

Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?

Because no one’s looking for them.

Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.

Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.