friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i've got a great spot! me: *grabs nuce and runs to my closet*
Ever heard of the show naked and afraid? thats what i call hide and seek with my uncle.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet
Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: I found you, Boy: what gave me away, Girl: ur parents obviously
What did me an my uncle call hide and seek? Naked and afraid
Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek? Because no one will look for them.
Why is orphans bad at hide and seek ? Because they can’t find there parents
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. "The sky is definitely blue." "Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black." the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. "The grass is definitely green." "Very good Annie, but it can also be brown." Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. "Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?" "Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?" She questioned. "Well if they don't have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself."
Why did Stephan Hawkins and his wife stop playing hide and seek - she kept using a metal detector
Tigger was playing hide & seek so he looked in the toilet but all he found was pooh
Bin laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years. 2001-2011
Why don't rappers ever play hide and seek?
Because good luck HIDING when your NAME’S always dropping
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day unfortunately it ended me in hospital tho icu
Figure : who wants to play hide and seek.
Seek and hide: me
Figure:ok hide and I will hide and seek will be it.
Seek:why do I have to be it?
Figure: because ur name says so.
