Seeking jokes
Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek?
Because he's always spotted.
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."
What did me and my uncle call hide and seek? Naked and afraid.
The teacher asked her class to use "definitely" in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. "The sky is definitely blue." "Very good Kevin, but the sky can also be blue or black," the teacher replied.
Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him and picked Annie from the back of the room. "The grass is definitely green." "Very good Annie, but it can also be brown." Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally, she called on him. "Mine's more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?" "Why no, Johnny, why would you ask such a question?" She questioned. "Well, if they don't have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself."
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.
Three children play hide and seek. Their names are Silence, Anger, and Parent. Anger counts. Parent hides in the trash. Silence is at the police station.
A policeman looks at Silence and asks: "What is your name?" Silence replies: "Silence." Terrified, the policeman asks: "Where are your parents?" Silence then replies: "Parent is in the trash!" The policeman then asks indignantly: "Are you looking for Trouble?" Silence replies: "No, in fact, Anger finds me."
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Why is it so hard to play hide-and-seek in an orphanage?
Because nobody is looking for them.