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Son

A still from a cartoon video, showing a character (a minion) with a surprised expression. Above it, the text says, "My son flying through the windshield after I said 'seatbelts are for girls'". Below the scene, it says "@sigma_gorilla".

Skeleton

Make sure to drink milk!!! | Daily Spooktober Meme #2

A skeleton sits in the passenger seat of a car, buckled up with a seatbelt. A white piece of paper taped to the window next to it reads: "Please don't break the window. The A/C is on. He has milk and is listening to his favorite spooky music."

Technology

Two black buckles with a carbon fiber pattern are displayed on a white background. An inset image shows the buckle inserted into a car's seatbelt receptor. Text on the top reads: "Wireless seatbelts."

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Hole

What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?

A seatbelt.

Paul Walker

Why did Paul Walker cross the street?

Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Pilot

Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone, please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.