According to scientists, there have been a discovery of water on mars. Mars-1 Africa-0
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Hey girl are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano
Stephen Hawkings best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
What’s steaven hawking favourite shampoo head and bolts
Your hairline is so far back scientists consider it a ninth planet
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging- think the opening line goes something like “they see me rolling, they hating”
I invented a time traveling machine and travelled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid, they told me, "it wasn't an asteroid...it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct". Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Pessi!
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth including an increase in child abuse" said the village priest. The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media. "Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!" "Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey". they reported
The village priest is living at his majesties convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke, its not even funny?" Said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
stephen hawkins couldnt make it to heaven cause there was stairs so he rolled down to hell
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
Steven Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this earth.
For steven hawking why is being drunk and having his power shutout the same He blacks out
Yes Stephen hawkin is alive YEET
How did Steven Hawkings die? His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery x
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he feel off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
What does Stephen hawking eat for his breakfast lunch and dinner
His shoulder
When Stephen Hawkins died he saw the stareway to heaven. He thought to himself oh god this is awkward
What do you called Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels
