Scientist

Scientist jokes

Band

Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.

Mama

Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.

Atom

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

Memes

Toy

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?

Hot Wheels.

Date

Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.

She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.

Tour

I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."

Voice

Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?

Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.