Scientist jokes
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Would make any day better. If you don’t understand this then research “shaiden rouge.” She is a scientist who explains how this could improve somebody’s mental state.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.