Scientist jokes
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
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What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Oh, wait.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I have a drink of H2O?" Then the second says, "Can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.