What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
