What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
Why can’t Stephan Hawkins go to heaven
Because it’s a stairway to heaven not a ramp
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
"Wheel" all miss him, right?
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheel chair
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
