Me calling the orphan kid from school: hello are your parents home? The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* STOP CALLING HERE
i was in cooking class and my teacher said - does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?
me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
long story short the teacher understood the joke and now we are both in daily therapy 😭💀
Quite Kid: *reaches into bag* Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN
Teacher: alright class, let’s sing our abc’s!
The gay kid: lgbtqrstuvwxyz
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather. Chloe says "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic" John says "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler"
Why was the American kid late to school? Because he was too busy putting on his bullet proof vest
Teacher: stand up if u think u r stupid
After awhile a student stands up.
Teacher: So u think u r stupid
Student: No I'm not stupid I just felt bad because u were standing by ur self.
So I was in the bathroom at school washing and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like "hey can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like sure and I was like come here and so she came over to me I was like girl look at ur self in the mirror and she started laughing so hard and she said I'm so ugly.
At school this gurl was like u ugly and I'm like gurl ur mirror cracks the moment u step in front of it
how much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)
the gay kid tried to shoot up the school but his shots would not go straight
What do orphans and homework have in common? Everybody forgets about them
Mom asks “Why are you are THIS show??? It’s DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!” The child says “Don’t you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?” Mon whispers “Oh, you DEAD.”
