School

School Jokes

Condom

True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.

Hairline

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

Basketball

Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"

Bus Driver

Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

Priest

What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?

Father-in-law.

Kid

There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...

Teeth

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.

Plagiarism

I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.

Hook

Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?

A: You give them a Sandy Hook.

Van

Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.

Punch

When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;

Brother

After I see an anime boy acting cool,

Me at school acting cool:

My brothers: "He's just acting cool."

Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0

Orphan

Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?

Because they can't get a parent's signature.

Alabama

I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.

Rizz

School Rizz:

You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.

Suspension

Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.