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School jokes

Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌

When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.

I won't reply to every joke today because I want to say thanks to everyone for making funny jokes here. Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes. It makes me happy and it's making me less anxious. I am really stressed with my school work and everything; I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertains me and makes me laugh so hard.

I apologize for my grammar.

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    • You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.

    WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky

    You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!

    One Tuesday afternoon, Little Jonny decides he wants extra homework, so he went to his teacher and said, "Hello, can I have extra homework this week?"

    The teacher replied with, "Sure, be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, polish the counters, scrub the baseboards, scrub and paint the walls!"

    And Johnny replied with, "That's not what I meant, but at least I'll get paid!"

    The teacher said, "How about $200 each job?"

    Johnny replied with, "OK."

    Friday afternoon at her house, after Johnny does all the jobs, he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, "You do know that Tuesday was April Fools' Day, right?"

    Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.

    What does a chicken give you?

    Student: Meat.

    What does a pig give you?

    Student: Bacon.

    What does a fat cow give you?

    Student: Homework.

    Little Johnny was finishing up his homework when the teacher gave him an assignment for the day. The instructions were simple: compare two objects; we will work on contrast next week.

    Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?

    Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?

    Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.

    Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?

    Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.

    Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!

    So I was on a Discord call the other day, and one of my friends, an American buddy, joined, and we had a conversation.

    Until they said: "When did pounds change to quid?"

    And I said: "They're the exact same thing."

    Then they said: "But when did it happen?"

    So I said: "When did school change to shooting range?"

    Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together.

    In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.

    As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.

    She replies, "No".

    Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"

    His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school."

    Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"

    She replies, "No."

    Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"

    His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."

    After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"

    His mom says "No."

    He asks, "Do you know what I think?"

    His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?"

    He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."

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    • A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"

    The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."