Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully, he couldn’t stand up for himself
Why did teacher go on death penalty cause she gave a orphan homework. Thats on period #darkhumor
why did the fastest cat get kicked out of school
he was a cheetah
Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no.
Then, she asks Toto, “Where is the biggest river in the world?”
“Under my bench,” he replies.
So i was in school and the was number saying 696969 so i said to my mother what dose. It mean she said, YOUR FUCKING DAD AND I
The depperessd kid getting bullied the bully : you are useless the depperessd kid : i know
Teacher:every1 tomorrow is bring your mom to school day Me:srry but my moms not gonna make Teacher:why Me: im an orphan bitch
Teacher: This assignment is big.
Student (male): I have something that's big.
Teacher: Yeah, your forehead.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
Why did the teacher get arrested. He gave the orphan homework!
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. Thats the third one this week and its only monday
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today? B: Because today we had a parent meetup
Who ever invented school I hope you burn in hell.
A teacher asked her class “what is sex?”
Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a *temptation* Caused by a *sensation* Where the boy sticks his *location* Into a girls *destination* To increase the *population* Of the next *generation* Did you get my *explanation*? Or do you need a *demonstration*?”
The teacher faints.
why did the school go remote because the teachers wanted to play with remotes
Two kids were beating up a kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
im in school lol
i went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when i saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range, i dont know who snitched...
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Why did the 18 year old girl need s ladder to go to school? Because it was High-School
