Scare jokes
A man was taking a child into a dark forest.
The child said, "I'm scared!"
The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!
I’m going to be scared of diesel.
Like if you are scared of Covid-19.
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
What do you call a scared octopus?
A octopussy.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
A man walks over to a little boy and asks, "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?"
The little boy replies with, "Yes please, I love bunnies!"
The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said, "Can you see it yet?"
The little boy curious says, "No, where is it?"
The man says, "Dig a little deeper, he runs into the hole when he gets scared!"
A 60-year-old man is walking along a deserted road with a 12-year-old boy. It’s getting dark, and the boy says, “Hey mister, it’s getting dark and I’m scared.”
The man replies, “You’re scared? I’ve got to walk back to town alone!”