You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!
Scare Jokes
I’m going to be scared of diesel.
Like if you are scared of Covid-19.
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
What do you call a scared octopus?
A octopussy.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
A man walks over to a little boy and asks, "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?"
The little boy replies with, "Yes please, I love bunnies!"
The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said, "Can you see it yet?"
The little boy curious says, "No, where is it?"
The man says, "Dig a little deeper, he runs into the hole when he gets scared!"
A 60-year-old man is walking along a deserted road with a 12-year-old boy. It’s getting dark, and the boy says, “Hey mister, it’s getting dark and I’m scared.”
The man replies, “You’re scared? I’ve got to walk back to town alone!”
Little Jimmy asked his mom if he could take a bath with her since he was scared of being alone. She said, "Sure, just don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what are those?" She replied, "Those are just headlights." He looked down and said, "What is that?" She said, "That's just a bush." The next day, mommy wasn't home, so he asked to take a shower with his papa instead. He said, "Okay, but don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what is that?" His papa replied, "That's just a snake." Later that night, he asked to sleep with his parents. They said, "Okay, just don't look under the covers." After a while, he grew bored and went under the covers. Jimmy screamed, "Mom, turn on the headlights, the snake is in the bush!"
How do you help a constipated person?
You scare the shit out of them!
Horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
