Sandpaper jokes

What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?

“What in the world did I just read?”

How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣

Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!

I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.

Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.