Russian Roulette

Russian Roulette jokes

Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.

True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe.

(Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers; each person spins it and tries not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not. You point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger.)

I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.

My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.

My girlfriend and I played Russian Roulette once.

We had sex afterwards even though she lost.

If you bet on Russian roulette, even if you win, you still lose.