why cant an orphan hit a home run
they have no home to run to
Yo mama so stupid she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious 🤣
why did 10 run away..
now its 8,9/11
rape: the only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldnt do anything even if they could run or say something, then after are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive"
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter! (Obtained by running over 69 children)
run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours it will be fun
This account is run by a peadophile
There is this fish, and this fish thinks if that fly drops 6 inches , I’m gonna jump out the water and eat that fucking fish !
Then there is a bear , he thinks if that fly drops six inches , that fish jumps up - I’m gonna run out there and eat that fucking fish !
This huntsman also thinks to him self 🧐 if that fly drops six inches , fish jumps up , bear runs out eats the fish . I’m gonna shoot that fucking bear .
Unbelievably there is a tiny little brave mouse , who also thinks to him self 🧐 if that fly drops six inches , fish jumps , bear runs , huntsman shoots ,
He’s bound to drop that cheese sandwich in his back pocket !!!!
I’m gonna eat that fucking cheese sandwich!!
Meanwhile ..,
there’s This cat !!!’ He sees what’s going on - if they fly drops six inches -the fish =bear =huntsman =mouse eating the cheese sarnie....
Easy pickings ...
Anyway bang 💥 the fly drops six inches . Fish jumps up . Bear grabs the fish . Huntsman shoots the fucking bear ,
DROPS HIS CHEESE SARNIE !!
Cat runs after mouse trying to get the cheese sarnie
The cat Slips over him ( stacks it ) cat falls in the river ...
LONG STORY I KNOW BUT THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS .............
every time a fly drops six inches a pussy get wet )
WALLOP ... try remembering all that in A pub pissed . Xx
Little Johnny once was at a camp and asked his teacher if he could sleep with her because he was home sick so the teacher said yes and a few seconds later little Johnny asked if he could run his finger in he bellybutton and she said yes a few seconds later she moaned and felt so good but it was not his finger of putting it down her bellybutton it was his dick and her penis
one day a man was walking in a ally when a crack head atakes him so then man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home when he gose to his wife she asks him if he saw her dad.
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner So he says fruit ninja with his wrists
why do migets laugh when they run cause the grass tickels there balls
i was bullying a orfren then i said what you gona run home and cry to your mom
My name is Joe Biden and I am running for US Senate.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal
Wen you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
I was doing a race and I started after everyone cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, because I can't go straight, if i'm gay...
i really wasnt planning on going for a run today, but damn those cops came put of nowhere’s
"knock knock?" "who's there?" "Depression" "Depression wh-" ME!! *runs away*
