What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common? When the rubber snaps they both end up in the shit! đź’©
What's the difference between a baby and a ball. If you inflate the ball it won't explode.
Guy goes into the gas station says I need a box of rubbers with pesticide. The cashier said pesticide don't you mean spermicide? The guy says no! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week and I am going to kill it.
why is bungee jumping similar to a comdom. because if the rubber snaps, your f***ed
What does an asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
Some Ting Wheely Wong
A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The penguin asks the polar bear,"hey, can you pass the soap?" The polar bear obliges. A few moments later, the penguin asks,"hey, can you pass the scrubber?" The polar bear does. Shortly after that, the penguin says,"hey, can you pass the rubber ducky."
The polar bear, beginning to become upset, turns to the penguin and says,"What do you think I am? a radio?!?"
Two pencils walking down the street.
Which one hasn’t got AIDS?
The one with the rubber on
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What do you call someone with a rubber toe?..... Roberto
Why’d the rubber go flying across the room? Because it got pissed off!
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Ruber-toe
I hate rubber
