Roses Are Red Jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.

Roses are red, I have a confession:

A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.

Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."

ok this isn't a joke but it's funny.

Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, It's not what you think, it's a lipton tea bag.

Get your mind out of the gutter.

Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!

Roses are red,

my life is a disaster,

the children are fast,

but the combine is F A S T E R!

Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.

Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!

Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.

Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.

"Roses are red, Shut up and go to bed!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!

"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.

Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six, you be the nine.

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.

Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.