Roses are red

Roses Are Red Jokes

My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.

Roses are red Violets are blue God made me pretty WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU

Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's is blue too.

(meaning sad)

Bf:roses are red violets are blue ur my bf and i luv you

Gf:i luv u too

Bf:but the roses are wilting the violets are dead i heard you were cheating ill knock off ur head

Gf:ah about that