Roses are red

Roses Are Red Jokes

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!

Man

Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.

Rose

Roses are red, I have a confession:

A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.

Trash

Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.

Ball

Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."

Rose

ok this isn't a joke but it's funny.

Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, It's not what you think, it's a lipton tea bag.

Get your mind out of the gutter.

Rose

Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!

Rose

Roses are red,

my life is a disaster,

the children are fast,

but the combine is F A S T E R!

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!

Vagina

Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six, you be the nine.

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.

Gun

Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.