how do you turn the roman numeral ix (9) to a six? add the s

Why don’t romans find algebra fun?

X is always ten. 😂😂😂 (^O^)

alex hayerrmann

Why does the Greeks and Romans like food. Because food is good for you.

Your life is the best joke ever

Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar… “GET OUT OF HERE!!!” The Bartender shouts we don’t serve your type!

caesar went to the future only to see on how the roman’s forgot Julius caesar but only made a salad… i think it would have been better if caesar stayed dead

your life is the joke

IX+X=XXI So XXI is two legions into one.

Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad) and to make the best salad you stab it 23 times until the CAESAR salad, Romaine Salad, is fresh.

why did the roman eat pizza-he felt like it

A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus,the bartender says "Don’t you mean a Martini?"the Roman then says "Look,if I want a double I’ll ask for one.

where does caesar keep his armies up his sleavies

What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?

Roman noodles

A roman walks into a Bar and holds up 2 fingers and says "Five beers,please"

This for you roman y e e t

So Jesus has been nailed to the cross. On the first day, he starts to moan, “Peter, Peter”.

Well, Peter hears Jesus moaning and feels it is important, so begins to go up the hill. On his way, he is met by some Roman soldiers and they proceed to beat his ass back down the hill.

On the second day, Peter hears Jesus moaning again, “Peter, Peter”.

Peter thinks to himself, this is important. He heads up the hill, fights past the first line, but gets a beatdown by the second group and back down the hill he goes.

On the third day, Peter is woken up by Jesus sounding very weak, but calling out, “Peter, Peter”.

Peter feels that whatever it is that Jesus needs him for, must be very important. Peter heads up the hill, he is on a mission. He manages to fight his way thru three sets of Roman guards and make his way to the cross Jesus has been nailed to for three days. He looks up to Jesus, and says “Jesus, I have heard your calls, what is so important”?

Jesus- “Peter, I can see your house from here”.

what was the Roman Empire cut in half by?

a pair of Ceasars.

why was the roman soldier kicked out of the army- because he was romin around during war

Why don’t Romans find algebra interesting?

X is always 10.

A Roman walks into a bar

He holds up two fingers and says “give me five beers.”