The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
"Julius Caesar" isneezer
Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad), and to make the best salad, you stab it 23 times until the Caesar salad, romaine salad, is fresh.
Fuck
Why did the Roman eat pizza? He felt like it.
here's a joke - your life
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar...
"GET OUT OF HERE!!!" The Bartender shouts, "We don't serve your type!"
"Stop it," said he.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
"1v1 me bitch!"
Bitch!
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father?
because Roman Catholic men between 18-29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole.
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
Bible Verse of The Day - For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, "Abba, Father." The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God's children.
—Romans 8:15-16
Alex Hayermann.
Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?
Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.
"Ur Mater."
What was the name of a Roman guide
Guide Gius
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
