Roman jokes
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
Oof.
Caesar went to the future only to see how the Romans forgot Julius Caesar but only made a salad... I think it would have been better if Caesar stayed dead.
A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus. The bartender says, "Don't you mean a Martini?" The Roman then says, "Look, if I want a double, I'll ask for one."
What is the difference between the assassination of César and the assassination of Jesus?
They were both killed by Romans.
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad), and to make the best salad, you stab it 23 times until the Caesar salad, romaine salad, is fresh.
Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
Bitch!
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
"Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"
This for you roman y e e e nt
Why did the Italian American Roman Catholic priest perform fellatio on gay men at the glory hole inside the adult bookstore?
Someone asked him what would he do for a Klondike Bar?
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
IX + X = XXI. So XXI is two legions into one.
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.