1 like = 1 more child in my fryer
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thelittletimmy6 days ago
1 like = 1 more child in my blender
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andrewgrayson5 days ago
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills candy But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jills real name is Randy.
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MedievalJoker22 hours ago in America
Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?!?
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heeeieo3sxedcv bnm10 hours ago
When you call the middle eastern suicide hotline they ask you if you can fly a plane.
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The Legend1 day ago
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?
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Staniel13 hours ago
A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes." Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."
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Staniel14 hours ago
Why did the sperm cross the road ———— because I put on the wrong sock today
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TheForeverVirgin5 days ago
1 like=1 more orphan I dropkick
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Anonymous1 day ago
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
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Anonymous7 hours ago in Orphan
what makes an orphan jump? A Bridge
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Goofy ah11 hours ago
I. Have no dad no milk and no mom so that means no tits like if u can relate
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Alastor Already From Hell14 hours ago
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, their both dead, one painted the walls and the other commuted suicide by pressing ALT + F4
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COLINGAMING2000915 hours ago
A funny joke
knock knock "Whose there" who "who who" Ha who who you sound like an owl "fuck you"
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Sandwichtheif16 hours ago
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
He can’t find home
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Cal3y3 days ago
1 like= 1 more child in my basement
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Anonymous5 days ago in Orphan
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt me.
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easports3 days ago
1 like= 1 kids in the bed with me
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Za_gotjokesss4 days ago
My depressed friend said he wanted to jump off of a bridge but he didn’t wanna commit suicide. I told him if yhu jump and yell parkour, it’ll just be a failed stunt
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Goofy ah2 days ago
+1 like=1 kid in my basment +1 comment =1 kid in my microwave +1 share =1 kid in my blender
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