Roblox Jokes

Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."

Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?

Roblox usernames be like: "25k_baddieee."

Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."

When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox

-smashes keyboard-

me calling my friend to play roblox

A hamster is staring directly at the viewer with a slight tongue sticking out. The hamster is the only thing that is in focus, with the background blurred.

Funniest Roblox Names I've heard:

ButtNugget123

Lil_RAT (user is actually Sillyowlbunny200)

baddasscarrot44

EggnogRat44

Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: sum thing abt roblox grilfriends and AdD mE oN RObLoX mY nAmE iS Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol

Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"

Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"

Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"

Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."

Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)

Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.

Anyone play Roblox?

Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.

GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom.. soph: this is why arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF

Adapt: Hey Adapt, Did you know your smart? Smart for being retarded Yo adapt!! You're so stupid that you gave me your roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!

Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we'll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE Normal People: I support only 1 team Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And i'm the biggest plastic in the server!!