Roblox

Roblox jokes

Friend

    • Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."

    Hide-and-seek

    • Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

    Seek and Hide: Me.

    Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.

    Seek: Why do I have to be it?

    Figure: Because your name says so.

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    • Cancer

    • So I made a simple cancer joke on Roblox with my friend, and then both her dumb-ass friends were like, "OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!!" That pissed me off. Like damn woman, it's not like I said, "IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB-ASSES." If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH.

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    • Username

    • I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.

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    • Dandy

    • BRO ASTRO NOVALITE IS A SCARDEY CAT, SO MUCH HE IS SCARED OF DANDY, THAT HE'S AFRAID TO ASK HIM TO BE HIS FRIEND OR HIS SECRET LOVER, LIKEEEE BRUHHHHH IT'S NOT THAT TOUGH BRO, LIKE GET OVER IT

    A cosmic-themed purple and blue collage edit of the character Astro from the game Dandy's World. The character has a moon-shaped face, a star for one eye, and wears a purple nightcap. The image is decorated with stars, moon phases, and the title 'DANDY'S WORLD'. At the bottom, a text box defines 'noctuary' as the record of a single night's events.
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    • Roblox memes

    Momma

    • Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

    Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

    Silence...................punch!

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    • Uncle

    • Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."

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    • Server

    • Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"

    Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"

    Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"

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    • Name

    • Funniest Roblox Names I've heard:

    ButtNugget123

    Lil_RAT (user is actually Sillyowlbunny200)

    baddasscarrot44

    EggnogRat44

    Game

    • Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?

    -You guys- sure

    Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-

    Spam

    • What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?

    Spam.