Roblox

Roblox Jokes

Day

One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.

Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"

Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."

Sacrifice

A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"

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  • Username

    I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.

    Refrigerator

    What’s the difference between a baby and a refrigerator?

    The refrigerator doesn’t squeal when I put my meat in it.

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  • Uncle

    Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."

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    Momma

    Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

    Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

    Silence...................punch!

    Orphan

    What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

    Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.

    Door

    (DOORS)

    What door is the first door that opens for you?

    The elevator to go to the game.

    Tuna

    Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.

    ABC

    Roblox Brookhaven be like:

    "ABC if you wanna be adopted."

    "ABC if you wanna be my friend."

    "ABC if you wanna be a banker."

    "ABC if you wanna rob the bank."

    "ABC if you wanna date."

    "ABC if you wanna sex."

    Mom

    Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.

    Spam

    What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?

    Spam.