Roblox

Roblox Jokes

A man sacrificed children who played Roblox so when someone knocked on the door, they said "An administrator has banned you from heaven"

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im bored if you want to friend me in roblox my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica

Your gf/bf says: "Im dating your uncle..." Your start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Dam"

Zu are playing as Ukraine in Military tycoon and then someone kills you, you see who killed you in nuke revenge and it says Putinmoserfucer2342

Listen if my mom say me on roblox ate 3am she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw

One day i was texting my friend on roblox and i made her made her mad. she told me she was gonna kill me. that night she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 pm sharp. but she made sharp in all caps. so i went to the bathroom at pm the next day. now i know what she meant by SHARP on roblox...... she brought a knife and i was in hell by then. like for the next part!

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Once Roblox popped up in my server be like Roblox what are you doing? Me what the heck? Me how did I get in your server? Roblox, youโ€™ve been banned for just cheating

Bully: ur momma so fat that the whales said we r family even though ur a little bigger tah us

Nerd: yo momma so ugly tat when she went in the bathtub the water jumped out

Silence...................punch!