Roblox

Roblox jokes

Son

    • Mom: Hey son, what does "idk" and "idc" mean?

    Son: I don’t know and I don’t care.

    Mom: Excuse me?

    Son: Oh, and by the way, Mom, what’s for dinner?

    I don’t know and I don’t care.

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    • Height

    • Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.

    Kid: Please.

    Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.

    Kid: Everybody is hugging.

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    • Brain

    • Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?

    Stupid kid: No.

    Bully: You should go get one!

    Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

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    • Momma

    • Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

    Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

    Silence...................punch!

    Mom

    • Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.

    Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

    Saw that shit on Roblox.

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    • Hide-and-seek

    • Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

    Seek and Hide: Me.

    Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.

    Seek: Why do I have to be it?

    Figure: Because your name says so.

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    • Student

    • Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.

    After a while, a student stands up.

    Teacher: So you think you are stupid?

    Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.

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    • Name

    • Funniest Roblox Names I've heard:

    ButtNugget123

    Lil_RAT (user is actually Sillyowlbunny200)

    baddasscarrot44

    EggnogRat44

    Day

    • One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.

    Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"

    Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."

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    • Friend

    • One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.

    That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!