Roast jokes

I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him…

You want to know what the ugly truth looks like? Go look in the mirror.

What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?

One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.

What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?

It just doesn't work...

Roll your eyes back, you might find a brain back there.

When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!

Ur mom.

How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?

By dropping two of the biggest roasts.

Your mom is fat.

Oooo, roasted!

What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

It's easy to roast beef.