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Apple

Manga fan · 3 years ago
  • Meme:

    The image shows three panels. The first panel has an apple with a bite taken out of it and stars coming out, the second panel has an apple with a bite taken out and the missing piece flying out of the apple and the third panel has an apple with a hole from which the word 'SAMSUNG' is radiating out.
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  • Obama

    Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago
  • A multi-panel image displaying former President Barack Obama eating hot dogs with an open mouth in various contexts. Above the images, a tweet from "no @tittyclip_" reads "Obama really the glizzy gulper." Below this, a Twitter thread unfolds: "scott @scott61077769" states "Trump could never throat that much glizzy" followed by "bernie johnson MAGA'20 @berniesjohnson" retorting "Yes he could idiot." Scott then replies "You mad Obama the throat goat" to which Bernie Johnson responds "HE ISN'T THROAT GOAT! Trump could throat more than him any day!"
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  • Fight

    RapBoat · 10 months ago
  • A man with short blonde hair, identified as Eminem, looks directly at the camera, raising both hands with his middle fingers extended. He is wearing a dark long-sleeved shirt with white stripes on the sleeves and a grey collar. The background appears to be an elevator. The text asks, "If Eminem and Christina Aguilera fought to the death, who would you want to win?"
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  • Pokemon

    mariotime · 3 years ago
  • cringe pokemon

    A four panel comic showing Pikachu and Lucario arguing about who has more fans. Pikachu says, "Hey Lucario, did you know I have more fans than you? Shall we settle it then? OG for life." Lucario says, "Greetings Pikachu, you underestimate my fans. They will make sure I will prevail. Hmph yes, lets. Come to my aid fans and." At the bottom, both characters are shown with a like or a heart and shout "for me".
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  • Sole

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • An overhead shot shows a black shoe, a tan shoe sole, and an empty plastic drink cup with black soot around the items. Text on the image reads, "The opps eviscerated bro 💔".
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  • Gay

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • GAY AF

    The image displays a humorous comparison. On the left side, a Lego set called 'Everyone Is Awesome' features minifigures arranged in rainbow colors, labeled 'literally a pride lego set.' On the right side, Lego figures of Batman and Joker from *The Lego Batman Movie* face each other intensely, labeled 'these motherfuckers.' The question at the top asks 'which lego is gayer'.
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  • Bike

    Anonymous · 3 months ago
  • A four-panel comic showing a bully taunting a person named Jeff throughout their life. In the first panel, as children, the bully mocks Jeff's pink bike. In the second, in a library, he mocks Jeff's long hair. In the third, by school lockers, he mocks Jeff's hormone supplements. In the final panel, the bully stands before a headstone that reads R.I.P. JEFF and says, "Nice grave!".
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  • Bitch

    IShowSpeed · 3 years ago
  • I OWN THAT BITCH KSI

    The image shows IShowSpeed standing in a red soccer jersey. Lightning is striking from behind him. Another person is lying on the ground at IShowSpeed's feet.
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  • Goat

    Anonymous · 3 years ago
  • A photo of IShowSpeed with the face of Messi drawn over another person's face, with the text "Messi is a goat and ronaldo sucks" on the left and "Thank you Darren" on the right, with lines connecting the text to the person.
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  • Takeover

    TaylorSwiftBoat · 2 years ago
  • Poor biggie😔

    A tweet by doomstan1 stating examples of artists dissing each other at sensitive times. First, Jay Z released Takeover while Nas' mother was ill. Second, Pusha T made fun of Drake's friend dying. Lastly, 2Pac released Hit Em Up when Biggie was fat. The conclusion of the tweet is that there are no rules in rap beefs, predicting Drake and Kendrick are gonna get NASTY.
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  • United States

    Anonymous · 2 months ago
  • A four-panel comic strip where two men have flags covering their faces. One man has the United States flag and the other has the European Union flag. In the first panel, the US man thinks, "MAN I WISH I WAS MORE LIKE THAT GUY" while looking at the EU man. In the second, the US man walks away thinking, "BUT HE PROBABLY WISHES HE WAS MORE LIKE SOMEBODY ELSE TOO". In the third, the US man looks happy and thinks, "HOLY SHIT I'M GLAD I'M ME". In the final panel, the EU man is walking away in the opposite direction thinking, "I'M ESPECIALLY GLAD I'M NOT THAT GUY".
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