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Glock

The image shows a cartoon of Dr. Doofenshmirtz with a sinister grin. The text above the image reads: "How I feel after using my newest inator (my Glock) to zap (murder) Perry the Playtypus (innocent bystanders) and take over the tri-state area (the alcohol section of the grocery store)."

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Ohio smh

A news graphic shows the United States map completely filled in by the state of Ohio. The headline reads "Ohio took over America". There is a small text at the bottom that reads "Oh god oh f**k they're getting stronger says Canada."

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Poor biggie😔

A tweet by doomstan1 stating examples of artists dissing each other at sensitive times. First, Jay Z released Takeover while Nas' mother was ill. Second, Pusha T made fun of Drake's friend dying. Lastly, 2Pac released Hit Em Up when Biggie was fat. The conclusion of the tweet is that there are no rules in rap beefs, predicting Drake and Kendrick are gonna get NASTY.

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