Takeover jokes

Who is going to start the robot takeover? Me.

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back.

I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.

Father: "Son, you were adopted."

Son: "What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!"

Father: "We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes."