Takeover jokes

Who is going to start the robot takeover? Me.

I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."

I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.