Ritual jokes

Exorcism

Anonymous · 5 years ago

What’s the opposite of an exorcism?

It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.

Sign

EnochTyr · 3 years ago

What happend for them to put this sign up?

A black and white image of a sign with the text "PLEASE DON'T SUMMON DEMONS IN THE BATHROOM" in a decorative font, with a pentagram at the top and a small bathtub illustration at the bottom.

Cult

KatsukiBakugouSimp · 4 years ago

dino nuggie cult

A plate with six dino nuggets arranged in a circle. In the middle is a drawing of a symbol with red sauce.

Thanksgiving

yourmomleft yourdadf · 3 years ago

me in thanksgiving

A chipmunk with full cheeks is looking worried. The text says, "When you already started eating and someone says 'lets pray'"

Baptism

Big Jim · 11 months ago

COVID was a different ERA

Inside a church, a couple holds a baby dressed in white for a baptism. A priest, wearing a surgical mask and dressed in white vestments, stands across the baptismal font, pointing a pink, handheld sprayer or squirt gun at the baby to administer the water from a distance. The text reads: "This was the most insane stage of the pandemic."

Ritual memes

Community talk

Jack opened his drying eyes, awoken by a piercing ray of sunlight shining through crooked blinds. A gentle smell wafted in from the corner of what his temporarily blinded eyes knew to be a dilapidated kitchen. It was the one good thing about his life, that smell. He closed his eyes once more and awaited his call.

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