Sexual act memes

My wife caught me one day for watching a porn channel, so I quickly turned the TV to a fishing channel. On her way out, she said: "You should stay on the porn channel. You know how to fish!"

Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?

Experience.

What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.