Reminder

Reminder Jokes

Plane

This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."

Science Teacher

I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.

My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.

You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.

I'll shut up now.

Orphan

Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.

Breast

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.

Uranus

I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! πŸ˜†

Orphan

I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.

Pikachu

Latias is red.

Latios is blue.

You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.

Orphan

Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

Cell phone

Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.

Girlfriend's ex: Why?

Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.

Pecker

So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."

And her mom said, "WHAT?!"

And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"

Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."