Reese's jokes

Me and my friend were roasting each other. She said, "You look like a Reese's cup." I replied, "You're so old, your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray."

How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!

Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.

Mom: Witherspoon.

Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!

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Reese's.

Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!

A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.

Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.

Who is the king of Reddit?

Sam Ryan.

Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.

... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.

What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.

Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."

I'd like to relish the fact that you've mustered up the courage to ketchup to my level.