Recovery jokes
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.
"Rehab's for quitters, and I don't give up."
A man got in a bad car accident. He was at risk of losing his arm. The doctors had to perform complicated surgery on his arm. The man's wife visited after the surgery. The doctor came up to her and said:
"I have good news and bad news."
The wife said: "What's the good news?"
"We managed to save his arm."
"What's the bad news?"
"We couldn't save the rest of him."
There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
Community talk
Fuck sobriety bro.
Dear dad Cosmo, I know you wont reply to this, and idk if you even just randomly check wje at all. I really miss you, and I hope your doing amazing g in life. I'm sorry last time we talked more, I was always high or just stupid. It's been over 40 days sober now. I rarely hurt myself. I'm not into depression a lot anymore, and things at home are a lot better. I know you had your reasons to leave, even id I diner know… Read more
my body is so sore even worse than yesterday..