Recovery jokes
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
*in the hospital*
Paralyzed kid: I'm out!
*walks out the room*
Blind kid: You can walk?!
Mute kid: You can see?!
Deaf kid: You can talk?!
Doctor: Wut the f**k?
There was a guy how had a stroke, eh.
He's all right.
Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says, "I have some good news and bad news."
So the patient says, "What is the bad news?" the Doctor replies, "I have had to amputate both your legs." So the patient says, "Well, what is the good news?" The Doctor replies, "I have found someone to buy your slippers."
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? Yeah, he's all right now.
Community talk
Ik yall won't really care but I'm sorry for being a selfish ass person I've been dealing with my mom she's trying to put me in Julie hall. It really sucks that the one person you thought you had someone to always stand by your side and it hurts.
My mom walk in to me self harming and she laughed at me. And so yk It was bc of a mental breakdown because of my mom but I am trying to get the right help and I'm truly sorry ik the world would love to see me go but I am sorry to everyone I harmed
GUYS I FOUND MY MEDS!
LWK FORGOT ABOUT WJE but im good now from the truck incident just still have a swollen leg also this week is my last week of school andddd on top of that I graduate may 11th which is in 13 days ayyy