Rapist Jokes

Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile

The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals. I hacker, a rapist, a serial killer and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial decides that she want’s to change, but when she see a knife she just can’t help it. He bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist get teleported back to prison

90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist

When is a rapist safe around children? When his plans are oven ready

what is another name for a serial rapist? short dress enthusiast

My last relationship ended because my ex girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset, to be honest I didn't like her anyway, she kept telling me I never listen, or something like that

How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off

Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common? H: It's similar to shoes. A: White Vans.

What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?

Nothing they both use the force to get what they want.

Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper ...

''Woman beats off Rapist in carpark'' ,

I suppose that was a fair compromise !

What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?

She was date raped

All these people on here making me wish I knew them irl

A rapist, pedifile, and a priest walk into a bar He orders a beer