Rapist jokes
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.
Cheer on the rapist if you want.
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
A priest, a pedo, and a rapist walk into a bar and that's just the first guy.
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"
Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"
Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.
Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.