Rapist jokes

Victim

How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?

He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.

Rape

Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!

Guy

Three guys are walking in a bar. A priest, a paedophile, and a rapist. That was just the first guy.

Difference

What's the difference between me and a rapist?

He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.

She was just 7 years old.

Woman

what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?

sue the dating site for matching her with him.

Consent

Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.

Woman

Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...

"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"

I suppose that was a fair compromise!

Mama

Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!

Rape

A woman has been raped by a man. She calls the police, and a policeman shows up.

Woman: "Please help, officer! I have been raped!"

Officer: "No problem, ma'am, I will just unrape you."

Woman: "What? Unrape me? How?"

Officer proceeds to bring back the rapist and forces the woman to rape the rapist back in order to cancel out the initial rape.

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  • Rape

    Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.

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  • Rape

    If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?