Rapist jokes
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off.
You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed, but you only have 2 bullets left. What do you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"
Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"
Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school, and the teacher replies, "Are you that same person who took Jimmy?"
The man replies, "Yes," and the teacher says, "Take Susie too; she's being a little bitch."
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
Therapist just mean the-rapist.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.