Rapist Jokes

90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist

What's the difference between a dog and a rapist? At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.

My last relationship ended because my ex girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset, to be honest I didn't like her anyway, she kept telling me I never listen, or something like that

Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins

Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper ...

''Woman beats off Rapist in carpark'' ,

I suppose that was a fair compromise !

what's the difference between me and a rapist? He forced her While i convinced her with a candy. she was just 7years old

The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals. I hacker, a rapist, a serial killer and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial decides that she want’s to change, but when she see a knife she just can’t help it. He bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist get teleported back to prison