Rapist jokes
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
I'm a rapist.
Therapist just mean the-rapist.
Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.
Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
A woman has been raped by a man. She calls the police, and a policeman shows up.
Woman: "Please help, officer! I have been raped!"
Officer: "No problem, ma'am, I will just unrape you."
Woman: "What? Unrape me? How?"
Officer proceeds to bring back the rapist and forces the woman to rape the rapist back in order to cancel out the initial rape.
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
Three guys are walking in a bar. A priest, a paedophile, and a rapist. That was just the first guy.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.
I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.
My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.
Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.
