Rapist jokes
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
Therapist just mean the-rapist.
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
A woman has been raped by a man. She calls the police, and a policeman shows up.
Woman: "Please help, officer! I have been raped!"
Officer: "No problem, ma'am, I will just unrape you."
Woman: "What? Unrape me? How?"
Officer proceeds to bring back the rapist and forces the woman to rape the rapist back in order to cancel out the initial rape.
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
There is one rapist among us.
I'm a rapist.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
What's the best part about duck tape?
It turns "No, no, no!" into "Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm!"
It makes it real easy to get to home base on that first date, too.
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
The rapist is a therapist.
Lol.