Rapist Jokes

Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...

"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"

I suppose that was a fair compromise!

A woman has been raped by a man. She calls the police, and a policeman shows up.

Woman: "Please help, officer! I have been raped!"

Officer: "No problem, ma'am, I will just unrape you."

Woman: "What? Unrape me? How?"

Officer proceeds to bring back the rapist and forces the woman to rape the rapist back in order to cancel out the initial rape.

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How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?

He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.

Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!

Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.

If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?