Rapist jokes
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
Therapist just mean the-rapist.
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
A woman has been raped by a man. She calls the police, and a policeman shows up.
Woman: "Please help, officer! I have been raped!"
Officer: "No problem, ma'am, I will just unrape you."
Woman: "What? Unrape me? How?"
Officer proceeds to bring back the rapist and forces the woman to rape the rapist back in order to cancel out the initial rape.
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
There is one rapist among us.
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...
"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"
I suppose that was a fair compromise!
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
The rapist is a therapist.
Lol.
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.