Human Being jokes
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human can walk and a tree cannot walk.
What is the difference between a human being in the car?
I did a good walk and I...
What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home π was your name on it haha π day a day I was thinking of a good
What is the difference between a human and a human being in a wheelchair?
Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?
Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.
Mother: Do you understand?
Leo: No.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?
In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. π’
What is the difference between a human and the human rights act, a tree house, and a human being?
What is the difference between a human and a magic house?
To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.
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Alright FOR STARTERS, let me explain and tell everyone the truth here about me and Jake breaking up. I'll confirm whatβs fake and what's not, starting with the first rumor. The rumors about me and Jake breaking up are true. We broke up about a month ago, due to personal reasons that were going on with Jake and slowly drifting apart. The reason I didn't tell anyone about me and him not being together anymore, was beβ¦ Read more
Hellloo this post is directly towards Charlie, So Charlie if you see this is directing towards you. First off id like to start off that I dont think its cool that you lash out pointing fingers at everyone and that the votes were not rigged, If you however, took the time and consideration to think "oh maybe I should ask and say my point" like a normal human being would instead of making it a huge thing and saying that⦠Read more
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Arthur strolled into camp with a mischievous smirk on his face, his clothes nowhere to be found. Dutch raised an eyebrow at him, his expression a mixture of confusion and annoyance.
"What the hell are you doing, Arthur?" Dutch demanded.
"Just enjoying a little freedom, Dutch," Arthur replied with a chuckle. "Why, are you jealous?"
Dutch glared at him, crossing his arms. "Put some damn clo⦠Read more