Stephen Hawking walked into a bar. Just kidding :(
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
What did Schrödinger say to Shakespeare?
"To be and not to be."
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
