Intellectual jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
What did Schrödinger say to Shakespeare?
"To be and not to be."
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
Steven Hawking
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
Louie's IQ.
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar. Just kidding :(
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
Community talk
The difference between dogs and humans is that dogs are grateful, while humans often are not. It is a rare trait to find in many humans. Hence quite comical when humans are called the most intelligent species, yet they are often the ones who harm/banish/ruin others of their own kind. In the end, humans can be considered the most intellectually limited and dumbest species on this planet, unless some of them develop true humane qualities. Isn't it ironic?
Have a nice weekend, everyone.
Listen up, that dumb hamster has its own site now. Probably needs a platform because nobody here takes him seriously anymore.
Getting the world explained to you by a rodent is the absolute bottom of the intellectual barrel. Anyone wasting their time on this small-animal content has completely lost control of their life. If you absolutely have to consume this garbage, go to wtfbear.com/en/chat/hamster - but don't come crying to me when you're even dumber than before. Who else is so lost that they actually believe the hamster has a clue?
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