Quote jokes

Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."

Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...

Quote of the day:

Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.

[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]

A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”

Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.

Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!

Peace out! <3

A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”

What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?

"Last night I had a meme."

My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"

Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."

Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."

Quote of the day:

A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.

Chao!!!

I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.

"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021

What is the true meaning of Christmas?

Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.

What time is it? It's time for lunch.

*Quoted by Bubble Guppies*

I have a brother and he told me this quote, "No wonder they had a second child, they messed up on the first one." He’s the second child... I’m the first...

R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.

Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!

"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."

Love y'all so much!

The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.

I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.