Quote jokes
If it's true what they say and I quote, "God never gives you more than you can handle," then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
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Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
"Don't have sex" - Jake.
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."
- One of the thousands of missing children.
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
Dream tweeted, and I quote, "Babies kick pregnant women all the time, but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested."
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
Two people are under the covers. The man says, "Quote the Beatles: Come together!"
Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
My mother didn't want me to love my sister. That made me angry. But then, one day I found this quote: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Since that day, I fuck my sister hard and my MOM harder!
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"