Quote jokes
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
What time is it? It's time for lunch.
*Quoted by Bubble Guppies*
I have a brother and he told me this quote, "No wonder they had a second child, they messed up on the first one." He’s the second child... I’m the first...
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.