The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Quiet Kids Jokes
Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?
The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
:me😐
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.
Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.
Me: "/"
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
