Quiet kids jokes
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.
The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
:me😐
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."