Quiet kids jokes
This isn鈥檛 a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so clich茅. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn鈥檛 help because I鈥檓 a quiet kid and people act as if I鈥檓 so dangerous and it鈥檚 like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I鈥檓 just sick of them...
POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
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Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
When the quiet kid finally crashes out
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won鈥檛 regret it.
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?
The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.