Quiet Kids Jokes

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5

When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.

Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."

The quiet kid starts playing Pumped Up Kicks in the parking lot before school.

Quiet kid: "I'm home!" Parents: "What did you learn at school today?" Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"

a normal kid brings an MP3 to school

a rich kid brings an MP4 to school

quiet kid brings an MP5

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Teacher: I'm sorry but you got a 74 on the test Quiet Kid: I'll show you my own 74 Classroom: *visible panic*

my teacher: if you could go anywhere where would you go...me: demon slayer. my teacher: why. the quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!

When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter and you didn't get to pull out the AK

You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.

when your sitting in class and the quiet kid yells lovely day isnt it ... and u see a Glock shape in his pocket

What the worst thing that can happen to schools?

Quiet kids.

Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there, trust me you won’t regret it

Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid) what comes after x The Quiet kid: splosion Teacher: What comes after A The Quiet kid: K-47 Teacher: faints

Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?" Kid: "A leopard." Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air." Kid: "Broooooooooooo."