Quiet Kids Jokes

Mp5

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

Quiet Kid

When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.

Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."

School shooting

One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.

Kid

Quiet kid: "I'm home!"

Parents: "What did you learn at school today?"

Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"

Mp5

A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.

A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.

A quiet kid brings an MP5.

School shooting

The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"

The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"

The school shooter: "I don't know."

The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."

School Shooter

Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."

Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."

Classroom: *visible panic*

Demon Slayer

My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

Me: Demon Slayer.

My teacher: Why?

The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!

Depression

You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.

Kid

Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Kid

What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?

Quiet kids.

Glock

When you're sitting in class and the quiet kid yells, "Lovely day, isn't it?" ... and you see a Glock shape in his pocket.

Kid

Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"

Kid: "A leopard."

Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."

Kid: "Broooooooooooo."

Kid

Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?

The quiet kid: Splosion.

Teacher: What comes after A?

The quiet kid: AK-47.

Teacher: Faints.

Kid

If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.

Kid

When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.

Bing, bang, boom!

Kid

The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"

School

When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.