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What is a egg joke eggxcellent question

Yesterday I had a party in my basement. I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13 damn I forgot about them

I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question Still waiting on an answer

Question; Did YOU KNOW, that "Diarrhea" is HEREDITARY? Answer: It "Runs" in YOUR JEANS!

My builder was extending my basment when he questioned me because he found three ded kids n a corner tied together

Question; Why was "6" Scared? Answer; Because "7" ate "9"!

I was siting in class when my theacher said have any questions the SUSpenDID Class clown said whos joe so teach said joe who so the clown said joe mama so i said what in the BALLS so i ended up stay in detention with the clown ah so cozy

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Yesterday I had a party. I got questioned about 5 dead kids died up locked in a box. I did that when I was 13 damn I forgot about them

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What question can you never answer yes to? Answer: Are you asleep yet?

I was writing my final exams, and i saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world, to my knowledge i chose an atom.

My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG, i was shocked beyond repair, shame on you psg, im now a college dropout

"This is the dude who assassinated JFK"

"If you got a question, just shoot"

What do German do to ask a question, salute.

confusion life question!!! . can you cry underwater? . do fishes ever get thirsty? . why don't birds fall out the tree when the sleep? . why is a building called that when its already built? . when they say dog food is new and improved, who taste is?

Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, so the answer is yes.

what does a nun say when you ask too many questions?

NUNYA Business!

so there is someone who doesn't know what an armadilo is. He then sees one. he askes it a question. "What are you?" the armadilo replies, "Armadilo." the person says: "What's a dilo?"