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What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.

What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.

How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.

What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?

Put the diapers back on.

Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?

Because it was Luke warm.

I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.

The rest of them will write Perl programs.