My teacher got so made at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and i said “damn, got hit twice”
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal and one man came up with a great idea. He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
why arent ophens scared of getting in troble at school
because they cant call there parents
What is the difference between an orphan and a non- orphan, you can slap the orphan but not the non- orphan because they can actually tell their parents
This Pun is soo bad your gonna PUNch me.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him Rearrange the furniture
what do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair...?
hot wheels!!! --------------
I got banned from the library from putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.
ya make 10 paintings, you arent an artist ya make 20 meals, you arent a chef but when i kill ONE PERSON, im a "horrible person" and a "menace to society"
POV: Wine Taster in hell
I was, sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. this silhouette begins to speak, "you have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. how do you plead?" the man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit. "guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like I will take any punishment you deem fit." very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request." out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. the boy says "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." the boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, Taste like chicken."
whats a child abusers favorite song
JUST BEAT ITT
Q/ how do you punish a blind person
A/ give them a gun and tell the its a hairdryer
Right I have a dog and his name is syndrome and when ever he is Good I go back good syndrome but when ever he is naughty I go Down syndrome
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
What dos 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent he just uses the force.
The extra detention didn't do much but the extra chromosome definitely did
I caught my wife cheating on me. I beet my son and grounded him.
