What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
Punctuality Jokes
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
Is someone who is tardy again actually "retardy"?
Why is time important? To not be late.
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
A kid walks into the classroom on time.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P