What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
Is someone who is tardy again actually "retardy"?
Why is time important? To not be late
A kid walks into the classroom on time.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
