Punctuality jokes
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why did Stephen Hawking get sacked from his job?
Because he was always rolling in late.
If Fascism got popularized by autistics, the trains would have run on time.
A kid walks into the classroom on time.
who else
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Why is time important? To not be late.
Guys to wind the clock up?
Is someone who is tardy again actually "retardy"?
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.