Hee jokes

"Hee hee touched me."

What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?

That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr

What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!

What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?

"Hee-Heegypt!"

What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?

Milk-hee-hee Way.

What does Michael Joseph Jackson say when little boys walk away?

"Give in to me-hee-he!"

What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!

They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.

What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.

What kind of drinks does Michael Joseph Jackson like to drink? Boysenberry tea-hee-hee, and tea-hee-hee.

What touches kids and is made out of plastic?

Michael Jackson, hee hee!

Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!

Me: hee hee egypt.

"Hee hee touch my pp."

What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.

What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?

Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!

I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.

What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...

We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...

I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"

What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?

Chew-chew train! Hee hee!

Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!