"Hee hee touched me."
Hee Jokes
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say when little boys walk away?
"Give in to me-hee-he!"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What are Michael Jacksonβs sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
What touches kids and is made out of plastic?
Michael Jackson, hee hee!
Guy: Michael Jackson wasnβt in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
"Hee hee touch my pp."
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
