Hee jokes
"Hee hee touched me."
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
Memes
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What are Michael Jacksonβs sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
Guy: Michael Jackson wasnβt in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
What touches kids and is made out of plastic?
Michael Jackson, hee hee!
"Hee hee touch my pp."
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!