Hee jokes
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
What touches kids and is made out of plastic?
Michael Jackson, hee hee!
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
"Hee hee touch my pp."
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
"Hee hee touched me."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!