Hee jokes
"Hee hee touched me."
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
Memes
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What are Michael Jacksonβs sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
What touches kids and is made out of plastic?
Michael Jackson, hee hee!
Guy: Michael Jackson wasnβt in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
"Hee hee touch my pp."
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!