"Hee hee touched me."
Hee Jokes
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say when little boys walk away?
"Give in to me-hee-he!"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What are Michael Jacksonβs sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
What touches kids and is made out of plastic?
Michael Jackson, hee hee!
Guy: Michael Jackson wasnβt in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
"Hee hee touch my pp."
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
