Pronoun jokes
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
I am Asian.
I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!