Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female if you did not like it when you was a teenager you probably will not like it when you become a adult
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make em, we scrape em. No fetus can beat us.
I went for my routine check up last week and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?
I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where i should put my pants. "next to mine" was not the answer i was expecting
A man got in a bad car accident. He was at risk of losing his arm. The doctors had to perform complicated surgery on his arm. The man's wife visited after the surgery. The doctor came up to her and said: "I have good news and bad news." The wife said: "What's the good news? "We managed to save his arm." "What's the bad news?" "We couldn't save the rest of him."
Having an abortion will make you so tired.... it literally sucks the life out you.
A guy is at home and he's about to go get a physical at the Doctor's office. When he gets there, the Doctor says, "Brian, you're going to have to stop masturbating." He asked the Doc why? The Doc said, "So I can examine you!"
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle
I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.
