Predicament jokes
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?
Aaron with a rope.
Orphans have no parents.
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't Jordan moan? Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy". (My bad if this offended anyone.)