Predicament jokes
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?
"I got stuck in a butt crack!"
Dear explain bear, why are you impolite to my fellow human friends. This is such a predicament. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why didn't the chair cross the road? Because it was a chair.
Shortly after the hole was finished, everyone in the forest was looking for long grass to fill the hole. The upper layer covered it with short grass and scattered some grass around the hole so it didn't seem as conspicuous. The next evening, the villagers hid in their houses and turned off the lights and waited inside, while one of the farmers stood outside and, if possible, unobtrusively skimped on a cart.
Around midnight, the Headless Rider appeared with his horse in the village. He saw the seemingly single peasant scooping his hay and rode towards him. He was about to swing his axe, and while he was doing so, he overlooked the slightly more scattered grass near the farmer – and thus fell into the trap. He clumsily slumped into the prefabricated hole together with his horse and now lay there helplessly inside, together with his horse, which swayed in panic as the rider's axe was stuck in its back.
When the villagers heard this, they all stormed out of the houses to surround the hole. They saw the Headless Rider, and when he noticed all the villagers around him, he cursed: “Gaaah! You stupid villagers caught me! I can't do much down here. I give up.” The villagers took his axe away from him. Now they only needed a just punishment for the rider.
One of the villagers shouted: “We should tie him to a rope and hang him! He tried to kill us all and plagued us for a long time. So we should kill him and let him suffer for a long time!” The other villagers agreed with him. So they tied a thick rope to a branch of a large tree that stood in the village garden. The villagers took the Headless Rider out of the hole and dragged him to the rope. As they were about to hang the rope around his neck, they noticed that something didn't fit in their plan to hang the Headless Rider. Then the Headless Rider cried out: “You stupid mortals, I have no head at all! Why are you trying to hang me?”
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy". (My bad if this offended anyone.)