Predicament jokes
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.
Why didn't the chair cross the road? Because it was a chair.
You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.
I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.
Why can't Jordan moan? Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?
Aaron with a rope.
Why can’t Sally hang herself?
She does not have arms.
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.