Predicament jokes
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?
"I got stuck in a butt crack!"
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
Orphans have no parents.
Sheila, the Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom floor. Instead of falling over forwards or backwards, she did the splits and suctioned cupped herself to the floor.
She yelled out for her husband, "Bruce! Bruce!" and he came running in. "Bruce, I’ve bloody suctioned myself to the floor!" she said.
"S’truth, Sheila!" Bruce said, and tried to pull her up. "You’re stuck fast girl. I’ll go across the road and get me mate Cobber."
They came back and they both tried to pull her up from the floor. "No way, we can’t do it!" Cobber said, "So let’s try Plan B."
"Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce, "What’s that?"
"I’ll go home and get me hammer and chisel and we’ll break the tiles under her," replied Cobber.
"Spot on!" Bruce said, "While you’re doing that, I’ll stay here and play with her nipples."
"Play with her nipples?" Cobber said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate!"
"No... " Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles are a lot cheaper."
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said, "Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion." The first guy came back with 10 apples, and by the second one, he started to grunt, so he was killed and eaten.
The second one came back with cherries, and when he went to put the 10th one in, he started to laugh, so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven, and the first guy said, "Dude, you were so close. What happened?" The second one said, "I would have made it, but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!" 😝😝🤣🤣