Prank jokes

Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?

My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...

The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.

If you're reading this right now, Then the joke's on you, Because I'm right behind ya, mothafucka!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing because you look like a monkey.

No, seriously,

I'm right behind ya.

What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"

Last night I remember partying with friends to find blood on my nightstand.

Moments after, I scolded my friends to put my alarm clock back where they found it.

Kalyn: Mrs. Frizzle,

Mrs. Frizzle: Sure.

Kalyn: Can you spell I-C-U-P for me?

Mrs. Frizzle: Shut up, you little fucktard!

"Spell ICUP."

Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Joe.

Joe who?

Jo Mama!

Do you know Joe?

Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."

Lick my balls.

Prankster pranks.

Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.

Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.

When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:

Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.

I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"

I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?

It turns into ligma.

Brother: What's ligma?

Big Brother: Ligma dick!

Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^