What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.
Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
When the card declines on child insurance.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
