Poverty jokes
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
If you are poor, get money.
You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
You're homeless, you orphan!
Whatâs the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I donât have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
What's the difference between orphans and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.