Would you like to eat some African food?
So would they...
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
why did most orphans become prostitutes? Because they wanted a daddy.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18 - 24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills she would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
i gave an orphan 5 dollars and i said "spend it on a candy bar" i came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. so i look over and i see that he has a piggy bank that has 40$ and i said where did you get that? he said for being homeless, and i said what are you going to spend it on he looked at me and said "i'm going to pay money for a mother."
my mom was poor so we had nothing to eat me sleep on the floor but now I'm rich rich rich 😜
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
