Poverty jokes
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
If you are homeless, get a home.
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
If you are poor, get money.
You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
You're homeless, you orphan!
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.