Poverty jokes
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
You're homeless, you orphan!
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
What's the difference between orphans and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.