Poverty jokes
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
If you are homeless, get a home.
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
If you are poor, get money.
You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
You're homeless, you orphan!
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.