Poverty jokes
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
What's the difference between orphans and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
No one gives a fuck.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.