Poverty jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.