I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
The w in Africa stands for wealth
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
