What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
You're so poor you wash paper plates.
Once upon a time there was a poor man, a middle class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle class man said "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me." And then the wall fell on them.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after, I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Q: What was the orphan's first phone?
A: The iPhone X because it had no home button.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.
Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?
A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.
I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However, the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
Why did the hobo go back to the future?
To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
