Poverty jokes
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
No one gives a fuck.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.