Harry Potter Dobby: Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!!
Jumanji Coach Webb: Ok, theres alot wrong with that.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went puberty? Harry Potter.
Vernon's Japanese golfer joke in Harry Potter*check reddit*
What does a huffle puff wolf say? “I will huffle and puffle and blow you house down”
That is retaliated to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️
potters are dead xoxoxoxoxox
after the holidays. ron asks hermione: "how was the weather in Spain?" hermione: "no idea, it was so foggy i couldnt see a thing"