Potter jokes
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies? Fetus Deletus!
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
The Harry Potter fanbase.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
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Can't believe this movie came out in 2005.
Me!
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AHH I TOOK MY FINAL TEST I HAVE MY FINAL HARRY POTTER HOSUEGFDFFBGBXCXTEHRG
Harry potter-Book 4-Chapter 32-page 638 "kill the spare" A swishing noise and a second voice, which screeched the words to the night: "Avada Kedavra!" A blast of green light blazed through Harry's eyelids, and he heard something heavy fall to the ground beside him; the pain in his scar reached such a pitch that he reached. and then it diminished; terrified of what he was about to see, he opened his stinging eyes. Cedric was lying spread-eagled on the ground beside him. He was dead. That.. I. Made me cry...
Yall ima do a harry potter marathon becuase my dad knows NOTHING so it'll take a few days