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Harry Potter

    • So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.

    We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.

    Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.

    Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?

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    Chamber

    • Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?

    Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.

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    • Harry Potter

    Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"

    Jumanji

    Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."

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    Wolf

    • What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”

    That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼‍♂️.

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    Abortion

    • People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.

    Fog

    • After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"

    Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"

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    • Harry potter-Book 4-Chapter 32-page 638 "kill the spare" A swishing noise and a second voice, which screeched the words to the night: "Avada Kedavra!" A blast of green light blazed through Harry's eyelids, and he heard something heavy fall to the ground beside him; the pain in his scar reached such a pitch that he reached. and then it diminished; terrified of what he was about to see, he opened his stinging eyes. Cedric was lying spread-eagled on the ground beside him. He was dead. That.. I. Made me cry...

    • Yall ima do a harry potter marathon becuase my dad knows NOTHING so it'll take a few days

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