Potter jokes
Why didnβt Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledoreβs army?
Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
Memes
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
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What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? βI will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!β
That is related to Harry Potter π§πΌββοΈ.
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
Potters are dead xoxoxoxoxox.
After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"
Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"
Why couldnβt wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
Memes
aight I gochu heres da recolered image
not my meme but I have an official license
Can't believe this movie came out in 2005.
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Harry potter-Book 4-Chapter 32-page 638 "kill the spare" A swishing noise and a second voice, which screeched the words to the night: "Avada Kedavra!" A blast of green light blazed through Harry's eyelids, and he heard something heavy fall to the ground beside him; the pain in his scar reached such a pitch that he reached. and then it diminished; terrified of what he was about to see, he opened his stinging eyes. Cedric was lying spread-eagled on the ground beside him. He was dead. That.. I. Made me cry...
Yall ima do a harry potter marathon becuase my dad knows NOTHING so it'll take a few days